Peoria, Tazewell, And Woodford: Here, There & Everywhere

Hark! The Herald Turkey Gobbles by Mike Foster

Peoria, Tazewell, And Woodford: Here, There & Everywhere

Male_north_american_turkey_supersaturated

Hark! The Herald Turkey Gobbles

 

By Mike Foster, Nov. 22, 1966 & Nov. 25, 2011

Hark! The herald turkey gobbles

Pilgrims paved their streets with cobbles

Peace on earth and pass the stuffing

Eat till we’re all huffy puffing

Joyful see the turkey rise

Hatchet him between the eyes

Hark! The herald turkey gobbles

Try to rhyme gobbles and you’re bound to have trobbles.

Hark! The herald turkey gobbles

I eats too much, and then I hobbles

To the couch, where there I see

Bears and Lions on teevee

Joyful kiss the pumpkin pie

Another slice?  Why, don’t ask why.

Hark! The herald turkey, whee!

Breasts for you and thighs for me.

View original post

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Information

This entry was posted on November 26, 2015 by in Uncategorized.
%d bloggers like this: